After six months entertaining bizarre aliens on a space station, Leo MacGavin can’t wait to get home, where the people are, you know… people. But when an unfriendly wager promotes him from karaoke DJ to cruise ship captain, the future of humanity rests in his fumbling hands.

“Fantastic writing, funny but relatable characters in bizarre situations, and tight dialog. Sci-fi comedy at its best. Trust me on this. When this book comes out, you and I will be telling everyone, ‘I read Marcus Alexander Hart before he was famous.'”
– Julia Huni, author of Triana Moore: Space Janitor

Galaxy Cruise: Royally Screwed is the second uproarious adventure of the cruise starship WTF Americano Grande, featuring aliens in inflatable fat suits, a gladiator-style singles mingle, and a few very tasteful and understated poop jokes. 

“One of the funniest books I have ever read! […] I'd compare it to other popular works of SF comedy, but it's like nothing you've ever read before.”
– Tyler Aston, author of The Earth Warden Saga

Galaxy Cruise: Trial by Leisure is the third madcap voyage of the cruise starship WTF Americano Grande, featuring nonsensical sporting events, parasitic potatoes, and a fish playing mind games with a plant. Join the adventure today!

“Quirky and heartfelt, sci-fi to make you smile.”

– S.C. Jensen, author of Bubbles in Space

The transporter is fully functional just in time for Leo's birthday.

… OR IS IT?

Find out in the madcap conclusion to the Galaxy Cruise saga!

Urg is a little zombie with a big problem. Someone stole his nose and used it to create a gang of goopy green ghosts on a snot rampage! To catch the thief and end the chaos, Urg teams up with ten-year-old genius Emilio Montanio and his hilarious pal Rochelle “Roach” Riggs. Together they uncover clues and question the local weirdos as they try to solve the mystery, stop the ghosts, and fix Urg’s face!

Urg the zombie is stuck in the world of the living until he can find his missing body part and go home. But how is he supposed to find it when he doesn’t even know what it is? Things get weirder when a big rock concert is ruined by hungry electrical vampires! The little monsters suck up all the power, plunging the whole town into a blackout! Can Emilio and Roach help Urg stop the vampires before Pootville goes dark forever?

It’s too scary to sleep when an army of smoky skeletons terrorizes the town! But who would want to keep everyone awake all night? Could it be the scheming bullies from Burpsburgh? Or the spooky film crew shooting a horror movie in the woods? Fueled with bellies full of jalapeno burgers, Urg, Roach, and Emilio will have to pull an all-nighter to crack this case. If they don’t, no one in Pootville will ever sleep again!

Under constant attack by scary monsters made with Urg’s lost zombie body parts, Emilio’s neighbors get guard dogs to protect their homes. But the puppies prove to be no match for an invasion of weird watermelon werewolves! When the furry green beasts kidnap the pets, Urg, Roach, and Emilio are the only ones who can get them back. But who is the melons’ master? The Zombie Reconstruction Squad needs to find out, stop the seedy savages, and fix Urg’s decomposing body once and for all!